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I feel kind of slutty.

I’ve been lounging around all day in a rather short pair of shorts and a buttoned up cardigan with nothing under it. I also haven’t showered or brushed my teeth.

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#being lazy  #feeling slutty  #don't give a shit today  #need to do laundry 
"When my friends come over to my house, I try to be really accommodating. I’ll be like “Do you want some ice cream?” Then I’ll check the freezer and be like “Oh wait sorry we only have 6-month-old sherbet…but you can eat it out of these un-matching bowls! …Except one of them is actually a cup…and we only have one spoon left, so who wants to use forks!?!?"
— 4 days ago with 2 notes
#forks forks and more forks  #forks 
My sister broke up with her really really ridiculously good-looking boyfriend.

justletthishappen:

scottembler:

Again.

Julia, you want me to tumble more, so I searched “sister” on the tumblr-machine and decided that this post described us the best.

Love,

Leah

My life is complete.

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
#my life is complete  #justletthishappen 
I was going to go out tonight…

but my cat turned into a psycho bitch when I went into the hallway for five seconds to use my neighbor’s wifi and now every time I open the door to go inside my apartment to get my phone, shoes, and keys, my cat hisses and yowls at me like she’s going to tear my fucking head off if I actually step through the doorway.

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#I'm trapped  #in the hallway outside my apartment  #because of my cat  #macschoen